Braggghhh

me: *knows exactly what i have to say*

me: *stutters and fucks up a 5 word sentence*

youtuber: WHAT is up everybody, itcha boy back again

me: youre no boy of mine

blvcknvy:
Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.
Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

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me, while picking up worms from the sidewalk so i can put them back into the mud: a soggy boy is a happy boy

picturegaga:

Gaga : Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
8 year old me :

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picturegaga:

Gaga : Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
8 year old me :

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new-burg-crossing:

viralthings:
Tour de France delayed due to llamas sitting on roads.
this is it. this is my aesthetic. I’ve finally found it.

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tylerstacobell:

OH MY GOD

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c-cassandra:

Current mood.

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crabs-in-a-trench-coat:

But nobody ever asks what it did to him.

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